This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

Guys, reblog.
It has ”jump or not to jump,
life’s cruel”-face.

This is serious.

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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Posted 48 minutes ago

“Sometimes I get it right and sometimes I get it wrong. But fashion is all about having fun. I think fashion has been hijacked by the fashion industry creating rules on what one should wear and I feel like breaking the mold and seeing that the world won’t crumble.” - HELENA BONHAM CARTER

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don’t you hate it when you’re just trying to pet a lamb and a social worker climbs out of the horse corpse next to you

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Posted 15 hours ago

Peter. Is your social worker inside that horse?”

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what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


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Posted 16 hours ago

ttoldmelies | make me choosedaryl or and rick (+ favorite quotes pls)

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